A coluna inútil daquele maconheiro

Clipadão

hempadao 7 outubro, 2013

Fonte: Folha

Cara Folha de S.Paulo,

Como vocês sabem, os jovens (e o FHC) estão querendo legalizar a erva. Eu, que nunca fumei nem pretendo fumar, mas sei que ela é danosa, pois só quem fuma é marginal, venho por meio desta carta pedir que o jornal explique ao leitor jovem (e para o FHC) por que é que ela não pode ser legalizada. Para ajudá-los, recolhi alguns argumentos entre meus amigos do clube militar.

1. Se legalizar, vai virar moda. Nos países em que a ditadura gay venceu e as feministas legalizaram o aborto, as pessoas passaram a abortar só para se enturmar. Resultado: os países foram dizimados e hoje em dia nem existem mais.

2. Se legalizar, os jovens que atualmente trabalham no ramo do tráfico de drogas vão ficar desempregados. As ruas vão ser tomadas por jovens roubando, matando e estuprando para sobreviver.

3. A maconha impede os jovens de serem violentos quando eles precisam ser. Enquanto a cocaína os torna mais ativos, a maconha os deixa lesos, uma presa fácil para assaltos e estupros. A legalização da maconha vai gerar uma juventude muito facilmente estuprável.

4. Maconha é crime. Como é proibida, é através dela que os jovens entram no mundo do crime. Sim, se ela for legalizada, o argumento muda. Mas como não é, é melhor não legalizar, porque é crime.

5. Maconha é uma droga tradicionalmente cultivada por negros. Não é à toa que bastou os Estados Unidos terem um presidente mulato para afrouxarem em relação à erva. Liberar a maconha equivale a oficializar que vivemos numa negrocracia, não bastasse o pagode, o funk e aquele programa da Regina Casé.

6. Maconha gera a famosa "larica", fenômeno que faz com que o jovem coma qualquer coisa, comestível ou não, que ele veja à sua frente. O que é que isso gera? Obesidade, indigestão e mortes por engasgamento.

7. A qualidade da maconha vai melhorar e vão começar a surgir sommeliers de beque, pessoas que vão achar na erva sabores que só eles sentem. "Esse baseado tem notas de baunilha". Ou então: "A melhor parte do soltinho da Bahia é o retrogosto". Não, por favor. Já bastam os enochatos. A sociedade não está pronta para o surgimento dos ervochatos.

Peço que a Folha me ajude nessa cruzada elucidativa a favor da família brasileira, de preferência publicando a minha carta no lugar da coluna inútil daquele maconheiro carioca (perdão pela redundância).



68 respostas para “A coluna inútil daquele maconheiro”

  1. While it is important for soccer players to work on a regular basis, you should make sure to take a day off at least once a week.

  2. Your immunity will be compromised if your diet largely consists of refined sugars and fast food.

  3. In order to become the best soccer player you can be, you must strive to learn the skills required.

  4. I quite like reading an article that will make men and women think. Also, thanks for allowing for me to comment.

  5. Avatar Barbie Kulish disse:

    Quality articles, I am waiting for your next article. keep working

  6. It is a good idea to keep the amount of ads on Happy New Casino Casino site to a minimum. Many amateur bloggers make the mistake of being so concerned about revenue that they load their site with all types of ads. This is likely to scare off potential customers because most people do not like excessive ads.

  7. Hi there would you mind letting me know which webhost you’re using? I’ve loaded your blog in 3 different browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most. Can you recommend a good internet hosting provider at a reasonable price? Many thanks, I appreciate it!|

  8. Don’t hesitate or hold back when you’re out on the field.

  9. Pretty! This has been a really wonderful article. Many thanks for supplying this information.

  10. MetroClick specializes in building completely interactive products like Photo Booth for rental or sale, Touch Screen Kiosks, Large Touch Screen Displays , Monitors, Digital Signages and experiences. With our own hardware production facility and in-house software development teams, we are able to achieve the highest level of customization and versatility for Photo Booths, Touch Screen Kiosks, Touch Screen Monitors and Digital Signage. Visit MetroClick in NYC at http://www.metroclick.com/ or , 121 Varick St, New York, NY 10013, +1 646-843-0888.

  11. Avatar emploi maroc disse:

    Spot on with this write-up, I truly believe that this website needs a great deal more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read more, thanks for the advice!

  12. Avatar Best CBD Oil disse:

    I’m amazed, I must say. Rarely do I encounter a blog that’s equally educative and entertaining, and without a doubt, you have hit the nail on the head. The problem is something which not enough folks are speaking intelligently about. I’m very happy that I came across this during my hunt for something relating to this.

  13. Sapid Agency is a Search Engine Optimization company in New York City that provides SEO Services. Their proprietary SEO strategies help struggling websites and aspiring business owners to rank their websites higher in multiple search engines like Google , Yahoo and Bing. They provide local and gmb map ranking for businesses in NYC and many other local areas. Find more at https://www.sapidagency.com/ @ 145 E 57TH NEW YORK, NY 10022, USA, +1 971 341 5608 USA

  14. I couldn’t refrain from commenting. Exceptionally well written.

  15. Hi, I do think this is a great site. I stumbledupon it 😉 I am going to come back once again since I saved as a favorite it. Money and freedom is the greatest way to change, may you be rich and continue to help others.

  16. Avatar Pmp disse:

    An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who has been conducting a little homework on this. And he actually bought me dinner simply because I found it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending some time to discuss this matter here on your site.

  17. I blog frequently and I really appreciate your information. Your article has truly peaked my interest. I am going to bookmark your website and keep checking for new details about once per week. I subscribed to your Feed as well.

  18. Avatar abominably disse:

    Everything is very open with a precise clarification of the challenges. It was definitely informative. Your site is useful. Many thanks for sharing!

  19. Avatar my blog disse:

    It can be mostly not possible to encounter well-informed men or women on this niche, still, you appear like you be aware of those things you’re preaching about! Cheers

  20. Excellent, what a web site it is! This blog gives useful facts to us, keep it up.

  21. You are my intake , I have few blogs and infrequently run out from to post .

  22. After exploring a number of the articles on your site, I seriously appreciate your way of blogging. I saved it to my bookmark website list and will be checking back in the near future. Please check out my website as well and tell me your opinion.

  23. Right here is the perfect web site for everyone who hopes to understand this topic. You know a whole lot its almost hard to argue with you (not that I really will need to…HaHa). You definitely put a fresh spin on a subject that has been discussed for years. Wonderful stuff, just wonderful.

  24. Only a smiling visitor here to share the love (:, btw great style .

  25. That is a really good tip particularly to those new to the blogosphere. Simple but very accurate information… Thank you for sharing this one. A must read post.

  26. Avatar cogethers disse:

    You’re so awesome! I don’t think I’ve read through something like that before. So good to find someone with some unique thoughts on this topic. Really.. thanks for starting this up. This website is something that’s needed on the internet, someone with a little originality.

  27. There is certainly a lot to learn about this topic. I like all of the points you’ve made.

  28. magnificent issues altogether, you simply gained a new reader. What would you suggest about your post that you made some days in the past? Any positive?

  29. Avatar porn disse:

    You made some good points there. I checked on the internet for more info about the issue and found most people will go along with your views on this site.

  30. It is actually a nice and useful piece of information. I am satisfied that you just shared this useful information with us. Please keep us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.

  31. Avatar ufa888a disse:

    Pretty! This has been an incredibly wonderful article. Many thanks for supplying these details.

  32. Simply a smiling visitant here to share the love (:, btw great style. “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.” by Albert Einstein.

  33. Avatar sellefied disse:

    Greetings! Very helpful advice in this particular post! It is the little changes that make the largest changes. Many thanks for sharing!

  34. MetroClick specializes in building completely interactive products like Photo Booth for rental or sale, Touch Screen Kiosks, Large Touch Screen Displays , Monitors, Digital Signages and experiences. With our own hardware production facility and in-house software development teams, we are able to achieve the highest level of customization and versatility for Photo Booths, Touch Screen Kiosks, Touch Screen Monitors and Digital Signage. Visit MetroClick in NYC at http://www.metroclick.com/ or , 121 Varick St, New York, NY 10013, +1 646-843-0888.

  35. Aw, this was an exceptionally nice post. Finding the time and actual effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I put things off a whole lot and don’t seem to get anything done.

  36. Avatar Wedding disse:

    I’m extremely pleased to discover this website. I want to to thank you for your time due to this wonderful read!! I definitely loved every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to see new information in your web site.

  37. I simply desire to advise you that I am new to blogging and clearly admired your article. Probably I am inclined to store your blog post . You truly have wonderful article blog posts. Like it for sharing with us your very own website write-up

  38. Avatar T-shirts disse:

    I want to to thank you for this wonderful read!! I certainly enjoyed every bit of it. I have you book-marked to look at new things you post…

  39. I want to to thank you for this fantastic read!! I certainly enjoyed every bit of it. I’ve got you bookmarked to look at new stuff you post…

  40. Sapid Agency is a Search Engine Optimization company in New York City that provides SEO Services. Their proprietary SEO strategies help struggling websites and aspiring business owners to rank their websites higher in multiple search engines like Google , Yahoo and Bing. They provide local and gmb map ranking for businesses in NYC and many other local areas. Find more at https://www.sapidagency.com/ @ 145 E 57TH NEW YORK, NY 10022, USA, +1 971 341 5608 USA

  41. Creating unique web site content could be a tough job.

  42. Good day! I just would like to give you a big thumbs up for the great information you have got here on this post. I’ll be coming back to your site for more soon.

  43. I’m impressed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both equally educative and amusing, and without a doubt, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is an issue that not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy that I came across this in my hunt for something relating to this.

  44. I’m amazed, I must say. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s equally educative and entertaining, and without a doubt, you have hit the nail on the head. The problem is something too few folks are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy that I came across this in my search for something concerning this.

  45. Avatar best boots disse:

    Aw, this was a really good post. Spending some time and actual effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate a whole lot and never seem to get nearly anything done.

  46. Avatar effectiveness disse:

    Spot on with this write-up, I really think this website needs a great deal more attention. I’ll probably be back again to read through more, thanks for the information!

  47. An intriguing discussion is worth comment. I think that you ought to write more about this subject matter, it might not be a taboo subject but generally people do not discuss these issues. To the next! Kind regards!

  48. This blog was… how do I say it? Relevant!! Finally I’ve found something which helped me. Kudos!

  49. Avatar atlassessions disse:

    This is a really good tip particularly to those fresh to the blogosphere. Brief but very accurate info… Many thanks for sharing this one. A must read article.

  50. This website certainly has all the information and facts I needed about this subject and didn’t know who to ask.

  51. Everything is very open with a clear description of the issues. It was really informative. Your website is very useful. Many thanks for sharing.

  52. MetroClick specializes in building completely interactive products like Photo Booth for rental or sale, Touch Screen Kiosks, Large Touch Screen Displays , Monitors, Digital Signages and experiences. With our own hardware production facility and in-house software development teams, we are able to achieve the highest level of customization and versatility for Photo Booths, Touch Screen Kiosks, Touch Screen Monitors and Digital Signage. Visit MetroClick in NYC at http://www.metroclick.com/ or , 121 Varick St, New York, NY 10013, +1 646-843-0888.

  53. After checking out a few of the blog posts on your web page, I really appreciate your way of blogging. I book-marked it to my bookmark webpage list and will be checking back soon. Please check out my website as well and tell me what you think.

  54. I seriously love your blog.. Great colors & theme. Did you build this amazing site yourself? Please reply back as I’m planning to create my very own site and would love to learn where you got this from or exactly what the theme is called. Appreciate it!

  55. Avatar horse disse:

    This site was… how do you say it? Relevant!! Finally I’ve found something that helped me. Many thanks.

  56. Howdy! This article could not be written any better! Reading through this article reminds me of my previous roommate! He continually kept preaching about this. I most certainly will send this post to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read. Many thanks for sharing!

  57. I’m amazed, I have to admit. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s equally educative and interesting, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is something that too few people are speaking intelligently about. I’m very happy that I stumbled across this during my hunt for something relating to this.

  58. Do you believe past life experiences? Do you think is reincarnation real?

  59. I really love your website.. Pleasant colors & theme. Did you create this website yourself? Please reply back as I’m planning to create my very own website and would like to find out where you got this from or just what the theme is named. Cheers!

  60. This is the right website for everyone who wishes to understand this topic. You realize a whole lot its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually will need to…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a topic that’s been written about for years. Excellent stuff, just wonderful.

  61. There is definately a lot to find out about this issue. I love all of the points you made.

  62. Avatar fashion urban disse:

    Excellent post. I will be experiencing a few of these issues as well..

  63. I really want to thank you for yet another great informative post, I’m a loyal visitor to this blog and I can’t stress enough how much valuable information I’ve learned from reading your content. I really appreciate all the effort you put into this great site.

  64. Avatar Daren Gravell disse:

    I am not sure where you are getting your info, but great topic. I needs to spend some time learning more or understanding more. Thanks for great information I was looking for this info for my mission.

  65. I just want to mention I am just newbie to blogging and truly loved you’re web page. Almost certainly I’m want to bookmark your website . You surely come with great article content. Appreciate it for revealing your website page.

Deixe uma resposta

O seu endereço de e-mail não será publicado. Campos obrigatórios são marcados com *




[pro_ad_display_adzone id=17608]
[pro_ad_display_adzone id=17609]